And they thought they had a dark and twisted mind!

Sure, the person who originally drew the dark and fucked up version of the Hamburger Helper Mascot had a tormented mind that would drive most people insane... But AH HA! I am more dark and twisted than them, and surely no other mind, whether flesh and blood or silicon based, should ever enter the horrendous, terrifying, and twisted mind of the bar tender who pretends to be a dragon on the internet!