What's the funniest thing you've ever heard somebody say out of anger?

We all know that when we get angry we can say things without giving them much thought - but what is the funniest / most ridiculous thing you've ever heard somebody say whilst raging?

Me and some friends used to work as janitors in our school over the summer holidays. As we were only like 17 and 18 at the time, we would inevitably be goofing around. Well one day, somebody broke a broom in half (one of those cheap-ass plastic things, not sure if it was accidental or on purpose). The actual full time janitor saw this and went ballistic - his face red with anger and kind of huffing and puffing. First thing he says:

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THERE'S LITERALLY....*POUNDS* WORTH OF DAMAGE HERE!".

Nobody took him very seriously at all after that.