Boomer bike parked exactly where you'd expect it

Had to re-up on brats and hot dogs so I went to my favorite meat market in a small town nearby.

Small market + small town = small parking lot, but there were plenty of spaces when I rocked up.

Parked right in front next to one of the 2 disabled parking spaces.

On my way out of the store, someone has parked their midlife crisis-cycle exactly where you'd expect: the clearly marked "no parking for anyone" loading/unloading lane between the 2 disabled parking spaces.

(Still plenty of actual parking spaces available in the lot, but this non-parking space was directly in front of the door, so obviously the most reasonable place to park 🙄)

As I'm loading up my car, a boomer who looks exactly like you're imagining comes out, loads up, and roars off. Wish I'd had a chance to call him out or at least grab a pic of his Harley (because of course its a Harley).