For the 5th time this week, I've managed to get someone to turn off their obnoxious phone noise, whilst on public transport, by poisioning their airways with my own obnoxious phone noise

Can't listen to your tik tok videos if I've got motorhead on full pelt can you.

And you can't have a conversation on loudspeaker if I'm also having a louder conversation with myself, can you?

Fight fire with fire.

And for those who are concerned about the welfare of the other passengers, I went back to silent but deadly mode as soon as the target was neutralised.