Strange Hotel Experience.
I travel to China monthly for business. Shangrao in Jiangxi by way of Shanghai to be specific. Anyway, I’m at the hotel restaurant in Shangrao when one of the female staff gets friendy, comes and sits with me and has a quick beer during her shift.
She says she wants to practice her English (I live in Japan so have had many experiences with English leeches) so can she come to my room after she finishes work. I said sure, thinking she could be genuine, maybe she wants some of my two minute special action or perhaps she wants to drug me and steal my valuables.
Around 9pm she arrives at my room still dressed in her waitress uniform and I am thinking this could be my first real porno experience. “Room Service” “Maid in China” “I’m Here to Collect your Laundry” . I digress. We get to chatting for about half an hour and she tells me she wants to marry an Englishman. I’m thinking hold on there pet I don’t even know your name. She tells me her name. I still don’t know it.
She gets a phone call and says she has to go out with her friends drinking so I think none of it and say goodbye. I was fucking knackered so I went to bed (had a wank).
Around 1am she turns up at my hotel room again, ringing on the doorbell for what seemed like a good two minutes before I realised where I was and what the fuck was going on. When I answered the door, she was stood there crying saying she had a terrible time and could she come in. Wahey! Here we go I thought, shoulder to cry on and all that, good job I had that wank.
From this point on she would only communicate in writing via the hotel room notepad. Thusly, “You are handsome. You can regard me as air. Please go to sleep”. Now as you can imagine, going to sleep was the last thing I wanted to do now, if only through fear of getting murdered or ripped off. I said no it’s ok, I don’t need to sleep (one eye open, drool stringing down my chin), why don’t we just have a chat. Still hoping for a shag like. Takes more than the possibility of her being an insane murderer to put ol' Professor_Fuck off.
After standing at the foot of my bed for 5-10 minutes, she writes me another note. “You are very handsome. You have nice feet. Goodbye”. She then proceeds to help herself to the two bottles of complimentary water, one of my pillows and promptly leaves.
I love China.
Has anyone had any similar experiences? Thoughts?