[Spoilers book 5] Just finished Butcher's Masquerade, I think it has two of the funniest lines so far.

I listen to the audiobooks, and Princess Donut just kills me every time. I've been pacing myself so I don't finish them all too quickly, but I am going to miss Donut so much.

Best line is when Carl tells Donut Zev warned him not to upstage Cignet in the sub-drama, but Donut says *"of course we're going to steal the spotlight, it's like having Audrey Hepburn and... I don't know, Macho Man Randy Savage on your show."* Holy shit, this line is killing me, still.

The other is when Carl tells her to Sign her notes on the bathroom mirror message board and she says IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS WHO IS TALKING CARL.

I can't think of anything prior that made me laugh as hard as these two. Also, this is the first one where Donut reads the intro and not Carl/Jeff.

I'm heartbroken about Katya getting the crown, and also becoming a junkie. She shouldn't have given Eva so much time, but also, I don't think having the crown of the sepsis whore thrown at you should equip it.