Corruptor the Living Malware update

Ok for those living outside Gotham this might be news to you.

So like in my last post my little brother decided to become a supervillain because his friend’s home and his dream of being a computer programmer were crushed by a new AI data centre being built in our neighbourhood.

He basically disappeared for nearly two months and has been leaking GothCorp files online as part of his “reign of terror”

Now for those in Gotham you probably noticed that every device connected to the Internet started playing Surfin’ Bird on loop for 3 hours. Yeah that was him.

Fortunately before his threat to “plunge Gotham into madness” unless his demands of all GothCorp execs being arrested for Grand Theft Jobs, the police showed up to the cell tower he’d broken into.

He’s currently being held and my parents are looking for a lawyer.

Sure I’m glad he didn’t get hurt (apparently he just gave up after he failed to jump the fence) but on the other hand it’s kind of second hand embarrassment he didn’t warrant Batman showing up.