Dumb complaints I hate to hear

I've heard these a thousand times and they still sound extremely stupid to me,and I'd like them to be elaborated upon but so far the people who use them seem to be quite...slow...

Slasher not having a ranged move. -never understood this,he dosnt needs it

Slasher struggles with looping/stamina. -just...what?

Noli is just better coolkid . -have these people ever tried playing noli as coolkid?

John doe is the weakest killer. -I can tell you don't like trappers...

1x depends too much on aiming and predicting. -oh really? The ranges killer? What's next? The sky is blue?

Sixter is overpowered. -***N O***

nosferatu is overpowered. --he's almost as easy to counter as sixter,no

Too many skins. -oh mein god, my stake is too buttery !

Anything but noli mile- -***JUST SHUP UP ALREADY WE'VE HEARD YOU 100 TIMES***

the events are too grindy. -do yall even play the game?

Genuinely if someone can explain these to me,I've tried to make sense of these but it feels like there's just no sense at all here