/|II|\ -- Take a Chance with Chance

Chance, who owned his own casino, was sitting down on his chair. Then Mafioso barged in.

"Tax time!"

"What do you need!?"

"Taxes!"

Chance stood up directly from his slouching; as a result of this imbalance he slipped and hit his head on the floor. He was unconscious.

"Idiot. I feel bad for the guy." Mafioso was a tad bit red, but his fellowmen did not notice.

Several hours later, Chance woke up to Mafioso softly kicking his leg.

"What time is it...?"

"Four A. M. Come on, taxes!" Mafioso kept his eyes closed, oddly.

"Or what?"

"The IRS is what."

Chance smiled nervously. He then grabbed a suitcase.

"How much?"

"Jail."  "What!?"  "I'm joking. Two thousand robux."

"What the hell does Builderman want out of my profit?"

"Money."

Chance shrugged.

"It's a good trenchcoat." he muttered, slightly blushing.

Lucky him it disappeared when he reached Mafioso, and he returned to his bland expression.

"Kay. Anything else?"  "Jail."  "SH--"

Mafioso hoisted Chance up. "You boys go home. I'm sending this gray log to jail."

"OK, boss!"

"Woah!!! You're too tall! I'm afraid of heights!"

"Then you're afraid of me."

Chance and Mafioso walked... to jail? Pff, no. They went to my house.

"Knock knock!"

"What?"

"Tax time!"

"The six hundred's already ready. Just open the safe. You know the code!"

"'Kay. But can ya open the door?"

"Hmm... Sure."

Mafioso was still with his arms up, carrying Chance like a log.  Chance himself acted like a log.

"Also, get this timber."

Mafioso laughed, blushed a tad, then slammed Chance into me.

"Bye!" was the last thing I heard before I lost consciousness.

"Some way to pay a visit." Azure flinched once he found he had no ice pack to summon from his pocket.

"What? Ice? I'm a phoenix! Go ask the Fixen Family!" Blaze shouted.

"Who!?"

"Noob and Dusekkar are two."

"Dammit."

Azure went to Noob and Sixer. "You two!"

"W-what do you want this five in the morning!?"  "Have you ever noticed your cool body temperature?"

"Yes...?"  "Freeze this water balloon for me."

"...But..."

"Just try! Just like Two Time did."

Noob sighed, then calmed down. He then froze not just the bag but gave Azure frostbite.

Azure, now holding his arm, said... "Damn too strong. I'll be fine! Thanks."

"...S-sorry!" Noob shouted.

Sixer just stood there.

"Meow?"