Make a FFVII Theme Park

Just for a bit of a laugh.

Naturally, the franchise has ample material to be able to make a good theme park but let’s stick with Final Fantasy VII for this one.

Simply put, what rides can you think of, themed lands, statues, mascots, events etc.

Would you help yourself to Cactuar shaped Pizza? Watch the noon Rufus parade complete with disguised Cloud and the gang? Try and pull Zack’s buster sword from the ground like the Sword in the Stone?

EDIT

VII is more than just the Gold Saucer guys. Come on