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They Will Find You

The humans will always track you down. There isn't a system remote enough, or a ship stealthy enough to evade them. Eventually, they will find you, and make mincemeat of your best security protocols.

One day, you will awaken to the same infernal message that has plagued sentients for generations: "Hello, we're trying to reach you about your starship's extended warranty..."

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