Public Apology to LDP

I’d like to make a public apology. I’m sorry for going door to door accusing everyone of stealing my kid’s pet turtle. My son told me that it was in the basement the whole time. I don’t go down there for obvious reasons so I didn’t know.

I apologize to most everyone for how I treated them (except for one person you know who you are and why you deserved it) and I humbly request your apology. I understand that MOST of my actions were in bad faith and I will try not to do this again.