Attenshun! Attenshun! Speshul Royaltee Repawt ob da Moobe ob Casfle Void!

Gud mornin ebberyun, is yoo faboorite royaltea egspawt Prinsis Serana ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell herez! Todae is da BIG DAE ob da moobe ob Casfle Void, hwat ann eggsitemenn an kaos!! Ai wills be hereaboots awl dae ta gib yoo speshul updaytes an noos an life footig ob da BEEG MOOBE wat has been announsed furr a whyle nyeow!

It nyeow 7.30 ay emm an da meowmiez haff gotten up frum sleepz. Mai preevus hooman wills be here furr halp twodae an Ai luk forward ta be reoonited wiff himbs! Almoss awl da bokses are paked an loked furr kittiehs (ROOD!) an manee furnichoore iz gone!! Wat will dae hab in store furr yurr faboorite royalteaz? Wills dere be stranjas? Vroom bokses? Smellt colorz?! Yoo wills heer aboot it here!! Staye tooned!!

Wiff lub, Serana de Prinsis, speshul repawtress!!