[LLAMAS] "Fuck you guys." A wide-berth mostly philosophical counterpoint to the absolutely retarded "your opponents are people, too" sniping from assholes operating from the stance that you don't already fucking know that.
I love you guys, but you're going to have to knock this shit off.
You're undermining and white-knighting for brownie points, and we're rolling our fucking eyes into the back of our heads so hard that we're feeling a bit cheated that we're not getting a goddamn orgasm out of the deal.
I'm talking about this shit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/35stvj/meta_a_few_reminders_to_ourselves_to_not_forget/
http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/35vgfa/a_request_for_kia_you_can_do_better_and_so_can_i/
You keep doing it. I'm not impressed. Your opponents are not impressed. The mainstream media only uses it as a false positive for negative activities. It's stupid.
There is a deeper thing going on here, and I say it's my two posts in here:
https://archive.is/9DqaO
You're trying to bring horse racing into motorcross and it's not going to work. It's never going to work. When the epitome and supposed popular origin of "Don't be a dick/Be excellent to each other" is from an absolutely toxic misogynist shithead like Wil Wheaton, it's time to realize the world's not fucking black and white and stop trying to put rubber-baby-buggy-bumpers on every goddamn word you say and instead start investigating WHY those seem like a good idea. Is it because you shouldn't be ramming into other baby buggies? Is the entire environment counteractive to it? Are you clumsy? Is there no baby in the buggy? WHAT. Figure that shit out. But don't hand down a fucking edict from your ivory towers that bumpers be factory required equipment and may the death penalty be doled out for those of us that pry 'em off and tell you to fuck yourselves.
STOP BLENDING IDEAS AND PEOPLE INTO INSEPARABLE GODDAMN CHIMERAS and then tone policing the rest of us when it's convenient for you to blow your hypersensitive conscience load all over the place. Buy us some goddamn dinner first.
Geez.