[TTT] (TTF) IT'S MLS AFTER DARK EXTRAVAGANZA WEEK: INTERNATIONAL DUTY = MLS DOODY

U/RAFF_OUT_LOUD IS TOO BUSY WITH THINGS LIKE 'WORK' AND HAVING A 'LIFE'.

FOR ALL THE REST OF YOU SICKOS, MY LAME ATTEMPT FORTHWITH:

WE GET NEWS THAT OUR BRICK WALL CENTERBACK WAS SKIPPING THE FIRST LEG OF HIS INTERNATIONAL DUTY TO PLAY ON SATURDAY. THEN LATER THAT DAY HE SPRAINED HIS KNEE. FUCK YOU, KARMA. HAVE FUN WITH OUR SWISS CHEESE BACK LINE, SAN JOSE.

MONTREAL HAS A TOTAL OF 14 PLAYERS AVAILABLE. 5 SUBSTITUTIONS?! HAHA. NOT TODAY! MAYBE THEY'LL PULL SICKOS FROM THE STANDS IN THE SECOND HALF.

RSL'S THEME SONG IS 'EVERYBODY HURTS' BY R.E.M. CAN PLAYERS USE CRUTCHES ON THE FIELD?

SEATTLE, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS FINALLY WON A GAME AND ARE GOING TO VOTE OUT YOUR GM? I LOVE THAT FOR YOU. MAKE PAULIE NIPPS PROUD.

IS ANYONE STILL LEFT ON PHILLY'S ROSTER? DOES USMNT HAVE CHAPERONES FOR THE TEENAGERS?

FLARE UP. CAPS ON. TELL US WHY THIS IS GOING TO BE AN MLS AFTER DARK NIGHT FOR *YOUR* TEAM.