GREENTEXT: Just had the most INSANE Cryo Archive run EVER
* be me * playing with some new friends in lfg server, doing compiler. first try for my new friends * spawn in preservation. Compiler DNA tells us to go to index. * walking, walking, la la la, ooh revival is so pretty * BANG * get ganked by team since we're too far apart * i run away and hide in a staircase * *shit shit shit shit* * 6 minutes pass. no one is nearby * rez * no one has bags but they left our shields lol ?????? * continue to index * get ganked by team while we're low against infinite bots. by some miracle we win because the bots end up getting *them* low too * win. rez * check timer * 9 minutes left * this compiler run has gone so terribly wrong * let's exfil and just try again * \[SECURITY ALERT\] \[LABS BREACH\] * holy SHIT someone else in the lobby is doing compiler?! * rush to Labs * the AV field is already off * rush into Vault 7, enter jumping puzzle * look up * an entire enemy team is busy doing the jumping puzzle * shoot a guy down who's stuck on a ladder * ITS THE SAME FUCKING TEAM THAT GOT US THE FIRST TIME * yell in voip "GET FUCKED, YOU'RE FUCKED, YOU'RE FUCKED" * kill the entire team * loot dead bodies * get hyped cuz all of our original stuff is here * exfil with 2 seconds to spare * nobody steals compiler from us
I came in with a decently built Bully and Misriah, and my teammates had the Drrvish and some other stuff. They lost all of their *good* gear (and packs, wtf) and for a moment we thought we needed to reset and just call it a night.
We absolutely didn't expect that other team to ALSO be doing Compiler, let alone be the players who killed us at the start. We got the Drrvish back and I stole a Rodeo Bully + reinforced gold + bionic V5. And, for some reason, like 50 Panacea Kits split across all three people???
Two Compiler keys were lost that day and no Compiler died, but I got my revenge AND a good dash of loot too.
NO ONE steals Compiler from us!
*p.s. getting to compiler is honestly not that hard and is very achievable for even casual players. i did all my vaults via sherpaing mostly casuals!! i believe in you ::)*