Need to rant about this image because it’s been haunting my brain

Why does it look like he’s holding in a 2 month old shit?

Why does he look 14 going on 40, divorced, two kids, shared custody (only on weekends)?

Dare I say the ultimate anti-serve

“What are you fuckin stupid” Me:

Pelle: “Oh wow I’m actually dead now, I sure hope nobody will take a picture of my corpse” This mf: