Do you like losing? This post is for you

Here's my tips on how to lose efficiently in the rec.​

\- Throw a hail Mary as soon as you get the ball.

\- Continually go up on centers in the paint. ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE ALREADY SWATTED YOUR SHIT THRICE TIMES.

\- Don't pass to the open man whose right next to you, instead take the contested shot.

\- Cry and complain that the big man shooting 1/2 is ass even though he has a double double from reb and assists.

\- Ice out the man who started 4/4 hes got all the points he needs.

\-Run straight into the paint when the bigs have it clogged, make sure you join the party.

\- Instantly talk shit on anyone who misses, doesn't matter youre the pg with 0 assists shooting 2/12. Your shit talking is important for team morale. ​

\- Definitely, definitely assume youre the best player on the court and dont need your other 4 teammates, I mean this is rec. Why would you need anybody else?

Plenty of other tips ive gained going from consistently being purple to now hovering silver. ​

7 straight losses, ive got this list down to a science.

I trully enjoy playing selfish ball and not winning the game. Its really fun to watch all my teammates cry at everyone else for their own mistakes its such a good time. Instead of being a solid teammate and just moving the ball around. That's stupid. ​​

WIN rate is now barely 51% thanks to the efficient salesmen ive been joined with.

This game is awesome..​🫡