How does he die (wrong answers only)

A-Aron "Triangle" (Insert-basic-japanese-family-name-here): USMC SpecOps, radio operator. Swears he's straight Carries a hello kitty coloring book (and crayons) in his pack Almost got Dishonorably discharged for hijacking comms and playing WAP Lowkey thirsting for his 6'5" slavic absolute unit of a assistant team lead (no homo) Actually god-tier combat proficiency