Need a couch or a floor or any room with a roof for a night.

Hi Osaka!

Sorry if this post is inappropriate or out of place, but I'm flying into Osaka-Itami on Friday night. My original host flaked on me, and hotel/hostel rooms are hard to find on such short notice.

Is there any chance one of you wonderful folks out there in redditland could lend a weary traveler a spot to stay? I'd be eternally grateful, and would happily supply all the drinks/conversation/dishwashing it takes to make up for the inconvenience. I also promise to be clean and polite and stay out of your way.

Oh, and I know it totally sounds like something a murderer would say, but I'm not a murderer. At worst, I'm a little sarcastic sometimes.

Thanks so much, y'all.

Cheers!