"Endurance is a deadbeat father"

One time I shoved a hot coal down adaptation's throat and said 'adapt to this!' And they couldn't adapt to it fast enough and they died MWHAHAHA

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MWHAHAHA characterization, my nemesis, I tied strength and defense to a train track, and since there is no way these scritters will escape thier bindings of ordinary rope, they will get hit by the train and immediately DIE MWAHAHAHA