Tanks, please stop assuming your healer has a basic level of competency when running low level dungeons.
Tanks, I have the emotional fortitude of a wet napkin and am deeply insecure about it. Every time I cause a wipe, I blame you for not catering to emotional insecurities about my lack of effort and incurious tendencies and am offended that you assumed I was able to handle the bare minimum level of skill to do large pulls in ARR content. I don't want to grow as a person, otherwise I'd not be playing an MMO. I don't want to switch to a DPS or tank class because I need the persecution complex to feel alive.
Playing the game normally is offensive to me and I will continue to slow down the run by refusing to say anything, I will never question whether or not I am the problem and I will never, ever practice my rotation or ask for tanks to slow down. I will instead pretend that toxic tanks are a rampant problem instead of self reflecting to realize I am the one causing problems expecting people to cater to me.
Edit: stop getting mad at me because I can't take criticism. I was told that this is a sensitive MMO for sensitive adult-babies.