Just a rant about tomatoes.

We endure the whole horrendous argument with Demetrius and Robin, knowing damn well tomato is a fruit but no one with more than two brain cells to rub together would buy it if your spouse said, “Hey, can you run to the store to get some fruit?” You lose friendship points with Demetrius if you say it’s a vegetable because you KNOW that’s what the layperson thinks, but there’s no option to be like, “Well, yeah, it’s a fruit, but you have to see her point.”

I put the tomato in the keg so I could get cheaper wine for the silver star wine you need, not thinking to check the wiki because it’s a fruit, right? So it would make a wine??

It’s a juice. A freaking juice. And obviously I should’ve thought “tomato juice” makes more sense than tomato wine and it is essentially the SAME argument Demetrius has with Robin. But the PRINCIPLE.