Worst lyrics of all time?

I was thinking about this the other day when I was randomly subjected to Snap!'s classic \*Rhythm is a Dancer\* and it's infamous "I'm as serious as cancer" line, and cracked up laughing. What are the worst lyrics of all time?

My pick, obvious as it may be, is Train's \*Hey, Soul Sister\* which contains some absolute doozys about Pat Monaghan's untrimmed chest, lipstick stains on left side brains and the inexplicable claim that he is so gangster and so thug.

What are your picks for worst lyrical abominations of all time?