(Loved Trope) Insane Medical "Doctors"
They're the person the team turns to for medical procedures, but they might not have a fancy pants ivy league medical school degree, or a community college degree, or a high school diploma, but what they lack in accreditation and morals they make up for in enthusiasm for cutting people open, regardless of how sterile the environment is.
**The Medic (Real name Herbert Ludwig Humboldt), Team Fortress 2**
The Medic actually had a great deal of training in the medical field. He actually held a medical license, but he may have lost it in an incident in which he managed to steal a patient's entire skeleton. (Given that the patient later woke up, presumably he managed to survive having lost all of his bones. Somehow.) He's managed to construct a device that can seemingly heal anyone from the brink of death (or, if Mann vs. Machine mode is to be believed, people who have been exploded to bits) but he's less interested in healing people than he is using his position as a doctor to preform experiments on people.
His notable accomplishments include:
* Performing open-chest surgery to implant mega baboon hearts into his teammates without putting them under (and without wearing gloves) * Surgically implanting baboon uteruses into a different team * Surgically grafting 8 other souls into himself so when he dies Satan can only claim one of them (and thus, earn a seat on the board of his soul) * Keeping a decapitated head of an enemy spy alive in his fridge * Performing a lobotomy on his team's Demoman to make him forget that he can regrow lost limbs * Performed a blood transfusion by scooping up a puddle of blood, mud, sticks, leaves and all, and pouring it into the chest. He notes he doesn't really worry about little things like "blood types."
**Doctor Krieger, Archer**
Doctor Algernop Krieger is not a medical doctor or, in his own words, "Not the other kind either, actually." But his first name might actually be Doctor. And he may also be a partial clone of Adolf Hitler. But he does develop drugs, weapons, and perform medical operations for the unfortunately formerly named ISIS spy agency.
Some of his notable questionable activities include
* Developing a drug to make intern Danny gay (Danny did not survive) * Trying to sell nuclear weapon materials to North Korea * Turning several people (living and deceased) into cyborgs despite not actually knowing the names of the bones he was removing * Developing a bowel disruptor gun which he refused to use for moral purposes. * Repeated human cloning * Developing a 2D anime hologram wife that he later marries. * Tried to perform surgery to figure out if a man's "four humors were imbalanced." * Trying repeatedly, and failing, to nail the drum solo to YYZ. Neil Peart stands alone.
**Doctor John A Zoidberg, Futurama**
Unlike the previous examples, Zoidberg does still hold an actual doctorate. Of Art History. And he is actually an accomplished medical doctor. Of alien species. Unfortunately he's hired to work on humans for Planet Express.
He's known for:
* Not knowing how many mouths a human is supposed to have. * Reattaching arms where legs should be and vice versa. * Mistaking a robot for a human. * Working as a battlefield medic where he killed his patients faster than the enemy could * Thought a steel pipe imbedding itself in a stomach was perfectly normal * You still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg.
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