I need someone to call my salon

I totally flaked and completely ghosted my salon about 6 weeks ago, like an asshole. Now I really, really need a dye job, but I am too embarrassed to call and make the appointment/check to see if they will honor the appointments I previously set up for tomorrow and Thursday (they probably won’t). Can someone pretend to be my assistant and call for me? I’ll give all the details and even pay $20 via Zelle/PayPal/Venmo.

…I just can’t do it myself. Between the embarrassment and the usual horror of actually having to make the phone call, *I just can’t.*

When will i actually become a grown up?