L(e)arn how to sp(e)ll words in (E)nglish corr(e)ctly

No educated, literate person puts parentheses *inside* words in English. Nobody.

When e.e.cummings blazed a new trail by defying the normal rules and customs of the language with regard to capitalization & punctuation it was thought provoking and clever. You're not that clever. Also, members of the LA Whiskey society were using the (e) trick back when you were still in the 4th Grade, so not only is it not clever, it isn't even original. Grow up already.