Yidhari milk/milking journal! (Art by @ppangchil)

It was recently brought to my attention that today was apparently National milk day!!!! Before it is over I decided I would celebrate by posting a sort of milk “review” where I talk about the milking process and milk quality of my lovely octopus wife Yidhari!!!

First thing to talk about is the process of obtaining the delicious which nectar within her soft bosom! In order to ensure optimal milk output I like to tease her boobs for a bit first in order to stimulate activity in her milk glands (I have no idea if this works but it is fun to do!) afterwards I move onto the main course using one hand on each breast while our precious tentacles wrap around her boobs and we both squeeze in unison making sure to be gentle enough that we don’t hurt her but through enough that we get all the milk we possibly can. I have to note the immaculate moaning that she lets out during the process is quite amazing and makes the whole thing just that much more special!

After we are done obtaining the milk it will be time to taste test it! As expected of an octopus the milk she provides has a slight hint of an inky taste which gives it a unique flavor from other types of thiren milk, it can take some getting used to but the rich creaminess that mixes with the salty ink is just so good I could never possibly get enough of it!

All in all as is expected the milk straight from the woman you love the most is always the best and the process can be very stimulating and enjoyable for all parties involved! I highly recommend trying all kinds of milking methods with your wife if she is up for it! 10/10! That concludes the milk review hope you enjoyed reading and I look forward to hopefully hearing more about the flavor profiles of all the milk of new eridu!

Final note: god this is so getting nuked by the mods why have I done this.