What does the “War Room” actually do?

Can anyone actually answer this question? I know they are sometimes busy complaining about Bigfoot cartoons but what does this war room do day to day?

I’m trying to understand how they are justifying the money and the only answers I can find are (hilarious) sarcastic comments. What has the war room done to help Albertans? What has the war room done for the UCP?

As much as I’d love to see more jokes about it, please only reply if you have a serious answer!