Over the top AI bananas

So apparently, I just had an AI interview… for a crisis line operator position. Yes. You read that correctly. A job where the entire point is human connection, emotional attunement, reading tone, reading body language, supporting people in their darkest moments and they handed me a four‑question robot pop quiz over the phone.

Because nothing says “We value empathy and human presence” like having me pour my heart out to Siri’s distant cousin.

I mean, imagine calling a crisis line and the operator is great because they passed the “Press 1 if you care about people” interview. Absolutely over‑the‑top bananas. Peak 2026

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