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Anyone know what happened to Michael Bay’s parkour documentary ‘We Are Storror’?

Some of you may remember the news that Michael Bay shot a documentary with world renowned parkour group Storror. Bay had previously worked with Storror for the parkour scenes in 6 Underground. It premiered at SXSW in March of 2025 to rave reviews. [A teaser was released on Bay’s instagram.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHXO_jCRud1/?igsh=NDZpNTVkazc2bDZ3)

Griffin said it “rules”, called it an “excellent film”, and that it will make a great episode of the pod one day. Marie said it “rips honks fucks” and that she “had to avert her eyes”, while praising the films drone work. Film critic Ben Hosley called the footage presented “pretty fucked up” and “sickening”.

And yet, a year later, there has been no word of distribution or any sort of release. What happened? Will we ever get to see it? Could it be caught up in legal issues? Bay spoke in interviews about not being able to be physically present on set because what the athletes were doing was illegal (trespassing), and he would be breaking DGA rules if he was with them.

As a Bay auteurist who considers Bad Boys II to be one of the great films of the 21st century, and AmbuLAnce an incredible leap forward in modern action filmmaking, it pains me to know there is 95 minutes of pure Michael Bay stunt photography that may never see the light of day.

And furthermore, will the boys finally commit to covering Bay if the film is eventually released?

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