Fucking encrusted testicle

Fuckin’ encrusted testicle, my boy. You look like a double-dipped chocolate chip cleft lip charcoal Slim Jim with a gargamenosa, Mr. Caca hunchback fag no fuckin’ feet, 907 stomachs, two ball fachers, Stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. You curled up into a ball like an autistic Bakugon, you live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water, and you shake in it. You brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables, I caught you jerking off in a porta-potty with a Thanos gauntlet on, your grandmother got SIMULTANEOUSLY got buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed as the Wiggles while she was snorting co- fucking- Keemstar's cotton candy GFuel off a dirty toilet seat, my boy. You are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, DJ TRUNKS. Every time your dad asks you a question at dinner, you go “Okay, DDDDDDDDD” AND START FUCKIN’ LAGGIN’, you fuckin’ ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your Tickle Me Elmo doll,