Helpful facts when discussing Roy Moore with TBMs over Thanksgiving

It seems that all of the TBMs in my life are disgusted by the Roy Moore allegations that have been brought to light by the Washington Post. So I've decided that when it inevitably comes up over Thanksgiving dinner next week, I would mention the following names as part of the conversation:

Joseph Smith wives:

* Helen Mar Kimball (wife #26) - Age 14 * Nancy Winchester (wife #33) - Age 15 * Flora Ann Woodworth (wife #19) - Age 16 * Sarah Ann Whitney (wife #16) - Age 17 * Fanny Alger (wife #2) -- possibly as young as 16 * Lucy Walker (wife #23) -- Age 17 * Sarah Lawrence (wife #24) - Age 17