A parody of 'keep your rifle by your side'

I made this one up during my lunch break. I know some of it doesn't even rhyme, but I wanted something to express my anger towards events gate & i wanted to share it even if it's nothing to be proud of.

"I'll look high and I'll look low. I'll look everywhere you go. But when I find you, you'd best not hide. I'll come loud and I'll come fast, shoot if you can last.

Keep your rifle by your side! Singing oh lord, the surplus made for us, singing oh lord, simple justice ain't enough. When you see my face I know you'll must protect your claim, Keep your rifle by your side!

I'll come day, I'll come night, I'll have your children in my sights. Liberation is my specialty! I will scream, I will shout, BECAUSE I LOVE TO SMOKE YOU OUT! Keep your rifle by your side!

Singing oh lord, the surplus made for us, singing oh lord, simple justice ain't enough. When you hear that voice, i know you'll want to make my choice! Keep your rifle by your side!

I'll have bombs and I'll have tanks, cause of the money in my banks! But you'll hold for as long as you can humor me! Go on and preach your power, I'LL BE KICKING THROUGH YOUR GATES! Keep your rifle by your side!

Keep your rifle by your side! Singing oh lord, the surplus made for us, singing oh lord, simple justice ain't enough. Before you see my face, I know you'll want the free advice, keep your rifle by your side! Keep your rifle by your side!"

... Yes I have a grudge. It's a problem😅