Playing Music On The Course Or On The Range

I’m bothered by the recent uptick in golfers who think they have the prerogative to play their chosen music loud enough for all to enjoy, and I’ve decided to forgive them. We’re supposed to do that for most everything especially dumb things like this, but I still have to have a strategy (besides going to the trouble of taking my earbuds with me and putting them in if necessary). It seems these folks really need to announce their musical choice, sort of like a bird call maybe to attract other fine individuals like themselves. In humans, though, this translates not to a friendly, “who likes what I do?”, but to, “I hope you like what I do because that’s what you’re going to listen to”. If you’re one of these folks, please get some earbuds.

edit: frankly I don’t care if it’s a Rodney Dangerfield party on the course. For some reason.

another edit: and stop leaving ball marks on our beautiful practice green with your high flops, ffs.