Brown eyes

Brown eyes are the worst, ugliest kind of eyes one can have. Genuinely, here's a list of why they suck:

1. They look bland compared to all other colors. It's literally like a placeholder for any better color, except nobody ever bothered to add more colors

2. The color itself sucks. It's the color of shit, mud, dirty water, ground, as well as many insects and the sorts. What good things are there that are brown? Trees? There are lots that aren't brown. Cacao? Maybe, but it's not good enough.

3. The absolute majority of the world has brown eyes. It's like having broccoli (edit: hair) in 2024 - literally everyone (below the age of 25) has it. It's the most basic color ever, the most nothingburger of them all.

4. "oooooh but they protect your eyes from the sun ooooo" I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. How often do you look directly at the sun? Or have your lighting change so drastically that your eyes notice the change and give you discomfort? I bet not that often.

Sincerely,

A guy with brown eyes and brown hair - the most basic fucking sack of meat possible

upd: FOR ALL THE MORONS OUT THERE, BROWN EYES ≠ BROWN SKIN. I DON'T HATE BROWN PEOPLE, I HATE BROWN EYES