[partially lost] Clickhole article titled "Holy Shit, Stay In Your Lane: The Gym Teacher Just Assigned Homework"

It’s from the satire site Clickhole, the one that’s like The Onion but for random bs topics. It starts with the students getting “super bent and shitty” tennis racquets from a bucket and spiking tennis balls at each other because they don’t know how to play. Then the teacher assigns homework and they all get confused. I’ve checked Clickhole itself, and the onion, and of course wayback/internet archive. It’s been used in training data but the full text seems to be gone. I didn’t know they deleted their old articles; that makes me sad. They also deleted one abt a kid falling on his face in gym.