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r/mickeymouse • … • u/One_Criticism_9030

Villains are no longer allowed in the House of Mouse

Cuckoo Loca: Go on in

Ginny: (go in)

Cuckoo Loca: You’re good to go

Phineas: (go in)

Cuckoo Loca: Hey hold it sorry Captain Hook you’re not allowed here neither is Jafar Or Malificent or any villain from anywhere

Hook: What

Mickey: Last time I let you criminals in you took over the House of Mouse

Jafar: That was one time

Mickey: Not just that back at the old House of Mouse it was chaotic you guys kept doing bad things

Daisy: Yeah Evil Queen poisoned us

Goofy: Jafar took Aladdin’s lamp

Minnie: Cruella took the Dalmatians’ puppies

Mickey: Sorry Guys but this time no villains allowed

Hook: But I just saw you let the Glamsters in

Lab Rat: And Cat Burglar

Loki: And Blackcat

Mickey: The Glamsters aren’t real villains their only crimes are either for glam or their human Evie

Minnie: Cat Burglar’s been a slump ever since Coco moved on

Cuckoo Loca: And Blackcat can never pick a side even if it would kill her so see ya (push a button to activate the Villain Eject set)

Villains: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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