I’ve got a fun challenge for us namenerds—first and last name for a pseudonym

So my partner is an audiobook narrator. And with that job you often take what you can get, and a lot of time what you can get is romance fiction, because there’s so much of it out there and people love it in audio form.

He was recently offered a job that edges more into the...erm...bodice ripper territory and he wants to come up with a pseudonym so he can take that work without putting his professional name on it.

So! We need a first and last name, neither of which are synonyms for sex things, that sounds smooth and sexy and cool for use as a reader of lusty tales.

I suggested Nathaniel Black and Eliot Glass, both rejected but he did like the surnames. Not limited to those surnames though!

What do you think, namenerds?