It's all scripted.

It was 3 days ago when I found a post on r/osubuddyretard while taking a dump. The post disappeared moments after i finished reading it, and i could never find it again. The post explained in detail how corrupt osu developing team is and how everyone from top players to osugame npcs are in on it. I am going to explain what i learned from that post in here, Neil Breen style. And I know there will be names familiar to everyone in this comment section that will call this bullshit, but i want open minded people to see through this and downvote them.

First of all, all top players are fake. Top 100, and many others in top 1000 with their youtube clip channels, being shilled by npcs in this sub, are cheating and peppy just allows it. Their hand cams, all those lan parties, tournaments, map bounties are all fake. Some scores are so hard to fake that they just don't even bother including a handcam. Just spend 20 minutes in mrekk's youtube channel, it all becomes clear.

But why? Why does peppy allow this? The answer is simple: the tablet and wooting lobbies. You see, osu creates a great market for these companies, as thoushands of players buy tablets and keyboards with rapid triggers to become better at the game, to reach the impossible levels of these top players. How do you think osu avoids getting DMCA'd? Big Tablet prevents it. Why do you think these promised reworks get delayed again and again? The wooting lobby doesnt allow it. If speed gets nerfed, it will directly effect wooting's sales, and they just can't let that happen. For this same reason top players who were good at speed without wooting like aetrna and nyanpotato were forced to quit. fgsky was forced to switch to tablet, and he had to make a statement how tablet was much better than mouse short after he switched. It's all orchestrated by the scriptwriters.

I hope i could open your eyes. I unfortunately can't give sources as this is a prophecy, I'm pretty sure that osubuddyretard post was a message from god. But still, i can provide some links to convince people reading this:

cpol youtube channel: just look at these plays. https://youtube.com/@cpol_v1

mrekk youtube channel: self explanatory. https://youtube.com/@mrekkosu

an honest man like myself exposing the government's corruption: https://youtu.be/dKohD_RLnFw

kind regards, u/skull_fucker79