A "friend" tried to mansplain Sbux ordering to me today...

EDIT: okay maybe not "mansplain", I'm just so annoyed so that was the first term that came to mind for the stupidity.

He posted that he (self-admittedly!) doesn't know how to order at Starbucks and then said "Why doesn't this vanilla bean Frappuccino have coffee?"

So I answered him, and among telling him the correct names, said that he can always ask if what he ordered has coffee to be sure.

Instead of just taking my advice, he proceeds to argue with me that Frappuccino **ALWAYS** means coffee and that "bean" in "vanilla bean" means coffee. Like, this man never heard of vanilla bean..? WTF dude. I chose violence and argued with him about how stupid he was for while and then just gave up while ending it with "even teenagers know more than you apparently."

Just had to get it off my chest. Rant over.