I hope I get pulled over by the Cops today...

"Have you been drinking?" "It's been a while since my last drink..." "A while? How long?" "100,000 hours. I'm pretty sure I've metabolized it by now."

That's right, as of 2pm today, it's been 100,000 hours since my last sip. A pretty nice milestone.

And I hope each and every one of you make it there.

Never quit quitting, Sobernauts.