Finchinator vs Hyper Offense (Diss Track)

Verse 1: Hyper Offense Players

1You say you’re always tryna keep the balance

2Then why’s stall all I see whenever we challenge

3You’re always talking bout these broken threats

4Spend so much time online you done forgot the rent

5Your girlfriend might as well be toxapex

6Because you stalled so long she became your ex

7 As a stall player you’re afraid of sun

8 On your birthdays you become a turn count!

9 You’re like 5’5 and I’m the terminator

10 You’re only alive from degenerator

11 In highschool you were the leftovers

12 Scared to change the meta till godamn october!

Verse 1: Finchinator 1 Oh hey 12 yr old, talking bout my paychecks

2 You elo is so low you couldn’t even get recs

3All my stall loving’s just an overblown meme while

4You play matches too long you’ll start to dual scream

5 All you do is bring out ninetales and set screens like a bot

6 But you’re so predictable you get predictably dropped

7Been playing shoddybattles before you could VGC

8Been the leader of two tiers while your elo is 3

Verse 2: Hyper Offense Players

1Just like your playstyle, your action is slow

2Arbitary rules made Houndstone stuck in limbo

3You act like you’re better just because you got more elo

4You’re a disease to the community, and that’s for sure (like lavos)

5In OU, you claim to be the number one

6 But like the Christians, you started a crusade against fun

7You banned King’s Rock, Bright Powder, Quick Claw, and Sand Veil Too?

8 But didnt bat an eye when they banned Chi-Yu

9You’re as toxic as the move you love to spam click

10Spend a minute per game, not an hour you dick!

11Like your stallmons, your verses are weak

12They call you Finchinator but your future looks beak

13You sit and do nothing, real life and in game

14Your lack of action even puts politicans to shame

15 All you do is sit still and complain like a loser

16 Where My mons hit so hard people call me an abuser Finchinator: Verse 2

3Ho players dream of a meta that can’t exist

4One that’s rooted in OHKOs rather than skarm and bliss

5And for all the talk of garbage and how the leadership is trash

6 Least we haven’t had a meta BW OU bad

7 My lyrics regenerate while yours always go mudstale

8 Your so blind to the meta you probably need Braile

9 Your stupid while my metagame knowledge is off the rails

10 When faced against my mental prowess you know you’ll fail

if this gets *100 upvotes ill make a full video on yt

Might take a while though im pretty shit at editing