Member that time when you ____

"Hey, member that time you first stepped out of the escape pod? And you realized you could go out the top hatch or the bottom hatch?"

​"Oh, yeah! I member! You reloaded the save just to see if both directions had a unique animation!"

​"I member! And then you found out you didn't even need to reload because it plays the animation either way! But you reloaded again anyway, just to choose which hatch fit your character's 'optimal first impression' roleplay!"

​"Oh yeah, I member! What about right after that, when you started exploring right around the pod and grabbed your very first fish?"

​"Oooh, a Peeper! I member! It was so exciting just looking at the underwater environment. Everything was so bright and euphoric!"

​"Yeah, until you heard that massive groan and saw the Reefback! Member how fast that euphoria turned into straight terror?"

"I member! You were way too terrified to go more than ten feet from the escape pod for days! You’d just make those tiny, frantic dashes to see what you could grab, and the second you heard it, you raced straight back up the ladder to hide on top of the pod!"

​"Oh, oh! And member when the sun went down? Those Reefback groans sounded way more terrifying in the pitch black! straight-up refused to leave the pod until daylight hit again!"

​"Yeah, I member! You just sat inside staring at the fabricator waiting for morning! But member the second time you saw them during the day? You tried to hide from them near the seabed, ran completely out of oxygen, and drowned right before breaking the surface!"

​"I member! ...Hey, member when you finally scanned them and realized they were just gentle, harmless giants the whole time?"

​"Ohhh, yeahhh! I member!"