april 1st, 2013. /r/funny. lol

#[/r/funny](/r/im14andthisisfunny)

**69** lolers for **6.9** years

the only thing to ruin a 69 is a period :p

*faints*

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is greycastle but u can call me t3h sr0td wr1t3r 0f d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its soooooo random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! dooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h sr0td wr1t3r 0f d00m

now an interview with my friend derrick.

1) hey derrick is /r/funny funny?

**derrick:** yes

2) is using no capital letters funny?

**derrick:** yes

3) what is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

**derrick:** 4, maybe 5.

4) 4 or 5 what: kph, mph, m/s?

**derrick:** could be 6

5) does for phone suck dick?

**derrick:** yes

6) can i borrow it? if you know what i mean.

**my dog:** bark bark bark

**me:** get the fuck out of here butters, im doing an interview

**derrick:** k

well there you have it.