April 15th, 2013 /r/worststory. The best worst place on Earth.
#/r/worststory
**723 inane storytellers** for **2 months**
I went on a journey to find out what /r/worststory was all about, so that I may relay the information to you. I started my journey by walking into a unicorn bar and ordering a drink. The bartender offered me some roofies, and I took them because I wasn't no pussy. I ate 11; they were good.
I woke up the next morning, and there I was - dick in one hand and a gordita supreme in the other...
Apparently, I went into a taco bell while drunk and roofied that night. Anyway I ended up asking why they used the Chihuahua in their taco meat, he was the funniest cat. Well, the manager came out, she was a smoking hot 86 year old woman, her weighing 260 lbs wasn't even noticeable. We ended up banging on top of the salad bar. To really spice things up we invited a whole bunch of homeless veterans to have an orgy in the bathroom at Applebee's.
Well, we're all sitting there jerking each other off, and the mascot from Arby's runs in and starts beating the shit out of Tom, the Vietnam vet with no legs. Next thing we know Tom is hanging around the neck of the Arby's mascot and screaming "Burn the witch." Seven dwarves join in on the "burn the witch" chant.
It ends up that Applebee's is super religious and we were rewarded with gold medals. Tom then went on to become a world class toll booth operator.
From what I've gathered about /r/worststory is that it is all about community, the perseverance of the human spirit, and using ridiculous prompts to tell a story that has deep and powerful meanings.
The worst interview I've ever done with Warisin, HDPants, and unicycle_inc:
>##1) What would you like to say to potential new subscribers before they enter the subreddit?
>>**Warisin:** Don’t be afraid to write due to lack of writing experience, the idea is to write a shitty ass story anyway, but don’t feel obligated to contribute either, WorstStory is for writers and readers!
>>**HDPants:** You look good today. Good enough to eat. Or to write horribly disgusting stories.
>>**unicycle_inc:** They don't think /r/worststory be like it is, but it do
>##2) What was your inspiration for creating or becoming a moderator for /r/WorstStory?
>>**Warisin:** I really have no idea.
>>**HDPants:** When I stumbled on the subreddit, I fell in love. I lurked for a day before I realized being a mod of /r/worststory was my destiny. Writing in my spare time relieves stress and the terrible prose I saw produced made me want to cry and contribute in the best way. I messaged our fearless leader pronto and begged on my knees to be a mod. He said, and I quote, "YAH OK HDPANTS BUT ONLY CUZ UR PANTS ARE HD." It was a good moment.
>>**unicycle_inc:** /r/worststory is the only subreddit that I followed religiously and I sensed that it was going to be bigger than Jesus so naturally I applied to be a mod and after several dinner dates with Warisin he agreed on the condition that I only wear an apron whenever I mod.
>##3) Favorite (worst) story you have read so far?
>>**Warisin:** [Rod Bucks for sure.](http://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/196yo7/critiquepulp_fictionsleaze_fiction_rod_bucks_1100/)
>>**HDPants:** I really liked the stories about being a sentient tampon and the man who fell in love with a pasta strainer. Tear jerkers.
>>**unicycle_inc:** My favourite (thought long and hard on this) (hehe) has got to be the court room scene featuring James Gravy and Dr. Fred Horkaboo
>##4) Favorite part about moderating this subreddit?
>>**Warisin:** I love the community, my fellow mods are great, and there’s really nothing I have to do at all except promote the sub.
>>**HDPants:** The best part is it's so EASY. I do NOTHING. EVER. Well, mostly. Let's keep it that way, everybody. The reason, of course, is because our readers and those who contribute to the cause (building the absolute worst stories they can) are so brilliant and lovely. bravo, buttwads. Im prouda u
>>**unicycle_inc:** I have to agree with Pants here, it's so chill. But also I love it when somebody writes a story that ends in auto-erotic asphyxiation. It happens.
>##5) Would you like to make any closing remarks?
>>**Warisin:** I’d just like to say to those coming in, make yourselves at home and have a trash can next to you for all the vomiting you’ll do. To those that have been with us for a while, I want to thank you for sticking through and making this possible. I look forward to writing shitty stories with all of you on the other side.
>>**HDPants:** I urge everyone that wants to write to take a looksie at this right here. Some tips from the PROS we're not really pros . I'd like to thank God for giving me this opportunity to say some things about this subreddit because reasons, and also my parents and all the creative writing and english teachers I've ever had. I know they would all be terribly disappointed. It's glorious.
>>**unicycle_inc:** In the closing statement I'd like to say hi to your mum, Warisin