Shamed by the very nature that created my gainz

Swolebrothers and swolemaidens, hear my plea.

After moving just a week ago, I have but a measly apartment gym to perform my prayers at currently until I am blessed with time to pursue greater gainz. Alas, even in such an environment unfit for gainz there are other obstacles. Mother nature herself has prevented me from performing my prayers in the most disturbing of fashion. I was in the very middle of my routine, and all of the sudden I hear an ear splitting sound that made my very muscle fiberz tremble. "No whey" I said. Yes, tornado sirens in the very heart of Kansas. The office manager tapped my shoulder midset and made me leave, and my gainz cried out in agony as they were left behind. Now, hear my question mother nature! Could you be so vain as to prevent a man from dedicating his valuable time to increase his natural strength? I should only hope that your cruelty does not continue in the future.