Forgive me brothers, for I am about to sin...

My current path is that of the Iron. Brodin has blessed me with many gainz, but a time has come where I must betray him and listen to the teachings of broki. My current career path has me on course to become part of the noble guardsmen of my tribe, and to pass their tests of valor I must be able to..... run 2 Brondinless miles without pause. So within the few minutes it will take you to read this I will be running for for my future, and I ask that you pray for me and forgive my transgressions over these next couple of moon cycles.

Brodin be praised.