Reminder to shine the light of Brodin upon the unenlightened

Brothers,

I write today to thee today to share a story from my shrine of employment. Five moons ago, a swole maiden said unto me “Thy shirt shall be too tight on thee.” Oh how I wept. Brodin took this moment to pass his word through me to cast upon this fair maiden. I remind her of Brorinthians 11:29 “Thy shirt shall not be too tight, nor shall thy biceps be too big. For big arms, and tight sleeves be thy purest form of worship.”

Wheymen.