It finally happened to me

I don't really look particularly swole but this past weekend at a baseball game I was dressed in short shorts and a tank top (which I usually don't wear but it was so hot that day), and overheard an overweight, probably obese, couple behind me in line for beer making fun of me being thin and "all shiny and tan" (since I had just sprayed on sunblock, I was indeed still shiny from it) and then making vomiting noises. I don't understand why :(